Paul Ryan's Soul, Such As It Is

Paul Ryan Says Free School Lunches Give Kids "An Empty Soul." (Time Magazine)Paul Ryan, Expert on Living Without a Soul, Says Free School Lunches Give Kids "An Empty Soul"

Paul Ryan Says Free School Lunches Give Kids "An Empty Soul," Wins Final Round of Dehumanization of Poor People Challenge and Claims 2016 Gingrich CupFree School Lunches Give Paul Ryan a Beat-DownKids Receiving Free School Lunches Cook Paul Ryan in a Stir-FryPaul Ryan's Soul Commits Suicide and His Body Continues as a Speaker of House Zombie Feeding on Reagan-Era Ketchup PacketsPaul Ryan's Soul Leaves Paul Ryan's Body in Protest, Takes Up Residence in Chest Cavity of Turkey Carcass Mostly Stripped by MaggotsMaggots in Vicinity of Paul Ryan's Soul Depart Turkey Carcass and Run for CongressEmpty Souls' Union Rejects Paul Ryan's Membership Bid Due to Member OutragePaul Ryan Says Free School Lunches Give Kids "An Empty Soul," and then Jesus Runs At Paul Ryan Full Speed and Kicks Him in the Chest, Launching Paul Ryan's Heart Out of the Back of Paul Ryan's Soulless Chest Cavity